“I’m going to be what? Dead?”
“What do you mean?”
“Oh, I’m going to be Dad. Sorry.”
:P
He has a perfect “….the fuck?” face.
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LADIES is pimps too, go and get yer booooty call.
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And the little bit I do have left is going straight to hell..
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